More storms in the Southeast - hm, that would be my fault

It rained last night - rained buckets in fact, with wind and lightning too. And it did it again today. I figure it was because I watered the new bushes yesterday. Forget the tired old saw about rain after you wash your car. If you really need precipitation, send me out in the yard with the garden hose. In 24 hours you'll be treading water.

I'm just sayin. . .

Spring? What spring?

It's April 1st and it's 80 degrees outside. I have the windows open but all I'm letting in is humid warm air and pollen. That's spring in the southeast for you.